Mine grew out more like Larry's.

Your haircut is like Moe's.

Dude prolly has a goatee; a cock socket.

Hilarious!

My son has a speech impediment. A lisp. He's 7 now, but when he was in little league baseball at 5 years old, his coach's name was Chad Faulkenberry.

My son was out there yelling, "Coach Fucking berry!"

We said, "Simon, just call him coach Chad."

So, Chad FuckingBerry owns an electrical company. Good guy, great with the kids. He was my son's coach for 4 season's.

Anyway, one time on a Saturday afternoon, I'm out at the fields watching my older son play and my stomach hurts. I gots the diarrhea. I go over to the hot concrete shithouse in mid NC summer and let loose a firestorm in the terlit. I stink the place up! There's a knock on the door. I hear a man and his boy...

Long story short, it's Chad with his son to come replace the fart sucker fan in the ceiling. Dude looks over the stall door where I'm sweating bullets on the pot and says, "Sorry!" I said, 'I'll be right out' and wiped my asshole, flushed and faced my younger son's coach on the way out.

It was an uncomfortable situation.

Bwahahahahaha I serious laughed out loud at that! "Top that, shitlips." That deserves karma, miles and miles of karma!

LOLZ @ Juan Hunglos

The only thing that worries me..is that you are stretching your chin, not your nutsack

but its a common mistake. No harm no foul