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Silver Mercenary

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    Re: Failbook
    « Reply #15 on: February 27, 2016, 07:03:03 pm »
    Maybe its regional (Blue state), I dont see any trump supporters in my friend list, or they are staying quiet

    2 of my friends are leaning towards trump

    One is a mexican, constantly unemployed scammer type
    The other is a suburbanite red-neck type, with 4 kids from 3 different women

    both barely made it out of HS and constantly cracking racist jokes
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      Re: Failbook
      « Reply #16 on: February 27, 2016, 08:34:02 pm »
      The IRS is after Rump now for tax evasion. The gov't does not want that maniac to win. Ought to be interesting over the next few months. Same way, Hillary has baggage. I don't want her to win. I hate her voice, face, and politics.

      This week, Rubio gained my respect on the republican side. He beat back Rump.

      Ultimately, I want Sanders to be President. He is a common sense, level headed fellow.
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        Re: Failbook
        « Reply #17 on: March 17, 2016, 06:39:32 pm »
        I fucking hate fagbook....I visit just to feel better about myself while I drink my life away. Its fucking gratifying.

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          Re: Failbook
          « Reply #18 on: March 17, 2016, 06:57:36 pm »
          I heard that!
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            Re: Failbook
            « Reply #19 on: March 17, 2016, 07:27:24 pm »
            Cheers, nipple chin. Hope your kids got Janessa's ears.

            Silver Mercenary

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              Re: Failbook
              « Reply #20 on: March 17, 2016, 09:39:44 pm »
              Space's Ears can intercept and jam hostile drone radar

              He uses his ears to pick up free satellite tv
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              JJFrench

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                Re: Failbook
                « Reply #21 on: March 19, 2016, 06:53:35 am »
                Still the best character in Fight Club, despite them ears though.

                SpaceMonkey

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                  Re: Failbook
                  « Reply #22 on: March 20, 2016, 09:52:49 pm »
                  Why, I've got cauliflower ears now after fighting Brad Pitt on set for ten hours. Than fucker doesn't know how to pull a punch. Almost slapped my ear clear off.

                  Real story from Fight Club: I'm standing next to Head Norton one day and he's talking about how he can hardly move his arms that day. He had a scene fighting big bob the day prior, and although MeatLoaf and Ed were just slapping at each other's arms (fake punching), doing that fake fighting take after take for 5 hours took it's toll on his arms. I thought that funny. Dude is smaller and skinnier than me. His arms were fucked for sure, but he still had to do that day's worth of acting. Meatloaf fucked him up.
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                    Re: Failbook
                    « Reply #23 on: March 21, 2016, 05:55:37 pm »
                    Meatloaf fucked me up too. Dude said he would do anything for love.....

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                      Re: Failbook
                      « Reply #24 on: March 21, 2016, 10:40:58 pm »
                      well.... he wouldn't do that.

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                        Re: Failbook
                        « Reply #25 on: March 22, 2016, 05:19:30 pm »
                        I have a meatloaf in my pants, might make beef stroganoff with it later
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                          Re: Failbook
                          « Reply #26 on: March 22, 2016, 06:52:13 pm »
                          I'm tired of having ripped muscles and being so buff all the time. It get me laid too often. (Oops. Wrong forum).
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                            Re: Failbook
                            « Reply #27 on: March 22, 2016, 07:02:04 pm »
                            I might eat ramen boiled in virgin tears. Not sure...may just continue drinking instead.

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                              Re: Failbook
                              « Reply #28 on: March 22, 2016, 07:44:28 pm »
                              I'm drinking Dale's Pale Ale tonight. It's made by Oskar Blues Brewing Co. This beer is the shit. And not just because it's made in North Carolina and Dale Earnhardt Jr. owns a stake in the company, but because it gives me wicked shitz in the morning. I'm not going to get colorectal cancer if I blast ass three times every morning before I even get out the door to work. It's a daily cleanse!
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                              Silver Mercenary

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                                Re: Failbook
                                « Reply #29 on: March 22, 2016, 07:48:08 pm »
                                I watched a porn the other day called "Pussy for Breakfast"..it was an asian movie about cat cuisine in vietnam
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