arent u Mark Brussells?

*snort*

My real name is pronounced Mar Krussell. I'm austrian/angolan.

I'd like to report you to a moderator...I feel triggered.

This guy goes to his doctor and says, "Doc, I have an orange dick." The doc says, "An orange penis? I never heard of such a thing. Drop trousers."

The doc says, "Why, yes. You do indeed have an orange penis. Have you been having unprotected sex?"

The guy answers, "No! I don't even go out! I just stay home, eat Cheetos and watch porn."

Yes, you will get a Mullet Again.

Most of the mobile mods are pretty cool. One time I had a complaint against MUFDVR, and the mod came over, we smoked a spliff, shortly after, I forgot what I was complaining about. He assured me whatever complaint I had, it was being looked into. and I was good enough with that.

We havent seen MUDDVR here since

Be careful of a mod named "Javier", he came over late one night, while I was in the middle of something, and kept calling me "Iraq"..

So finally i ask him, "Why do you keep calling me Iraq??"

he licked his lips, coyly darted his eyes at my shorts and said "Because you are hiding weapons of mass destruction"

he creeped me out

shit this was even better...


JJ shows up and it's like Silver has to make it known hes the funniest dude around...


So finally i ask him, "Why do you keep calling me Iraq??"

he licked his lips, coyly darted his eyes at my shorts and said "Because you are hiding weapons of mass destruction"

Whenever I hear someone say "coming through" it usually involves loaning money, scoring drugs, or fishnet condoms

Dang, I feel sorry for that dude's ass.