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    Yo Pervarotten
    « on: January 25, 2016, 09:55:38 pm »
    Im planning a trip to Haywaii this year

    which island is the best to go to? best time of year to go?

    I also want to go on that bridge no one is supposed to go on

    Im more into the adventure, scenic stuff..water falls, and dung beetle concerts, maybe a double headed whore or two wouldnt hurt
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      Re: Yo Pervarotten
      « Reply #1 on: January 27, 2016, 12:25:19 pm »
      then go to Heidilopes parents house ...


      BOOM!

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        Re: Yo Pervarotten
        « Reply #2 on: January 27, 2016, 03:56:37 pm »
        Well don't go late in the summer. July Sept Aug- Its way too hot.  I don't know what bridge you're talking about.

        Oahu is overdeveloped and crowded.  Kauai is rainy and expensive and very small.  Maui is nice.

        I'd go to Costa Rica for the money.

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          Re: Yo Pervarotten
          « Reply #3 on: January 27, 2016, 06:37:07 pm »
          You're talking to a Persian guy that has been living in Chicago, I don't think Hawaii will ever be "too hot" for him!

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            Re: Yo Pervarotten
            « Reply #4 on: January 28, 2016, 09:30:35 am »
            I was thinking Costa Rico but no one wants to go

            Ive been to some hot weather in AZ 110-125 F, it kinda sucks because its too hot to go outside, so we had to do everything indoors

            The Haiku Stairs is what I mean in HI, have ewe been there?


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              Re: Yo Pervarotten
              « Reply #5 on: January 28, 2016, 12:43:01 pm »
              Haikus are easy
              But sometimes they don't make sense
              Refrigerator

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                Re: Yo Pervarotten
                « Reply #6 on: January 28, 2016, 01:58:03 pm »
                Nope, I have never even heard of it.

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                  Re: Yo Pervarotten
                  « Reply #7 on: January 28, 2016, 04:06:18 pm »
                  YUO! Are the Haiku klux klan!

                  Its 9-10 hrs chgo>HI

                  I really cannot stand long flights..5 hours flight is my max before I start to get crazy..i hate sitting in one space
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                    Re: Yo Pervarotten
                    « Reply #8 on: January 29, 2016, 09:51:37 am »
                    i feel ya Silvs... especially if you fuck up and get there late and have to sit between two other large mens... MAN IT SUCKS

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                      Re: Yo Pervarotten
                      « Reply #9 on: January 30, 2016, 08:28:18 pm »
                      Silver, try Gilligan's Island. I hear they can run all kindsa stuff off coconut shells.
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                        Re: Yo Pervarotten
                        « Reply #10 on: March 19, 2016, 06:57:23 am »
                        I spent 9 months in Costa Rica....just avoid San Jose and it's all good. It only cost me about $7000 and I was living like a king. The fact that I'm 5'11, 182 lbs is irrelevant,  but I had mucho sexy times.

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                          Re: Yo Pervarotten
                          « Reply #11 on: March 20, 2016, 09:58:16 pm »
                          Wait -- aren't you 5'11, 182 lbs and svelte like a bastard? That's what I recall. Or were you lying before? Maybe U aren't so svelte after all... Hmm...

                          I'm six foot one and tons of fun. I'm a son of a gun 'bout to have some fun.

                          PS: Laker won this thread. His post was best.
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                            Re: Yo Pervarotten
                            « Reply #12 on: March 21, 2016, 05:53:41 pm »
                            Still svelte as fuck, just not like a bastard. A more mature svelteness, along the lines of a Benny Hill - Daniel Craig mix, if I may say so myself.

                             

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