Jeff's Forums
General Discussion => Shop Talk => Topic started by: Pervarotti on February 19, 2016, 09:05:22 pm
- We may not have the staff but where are the posts?
This place can be more fun than shit like facebook cause-
1. we know each other pretty well - at least online
2. its private and you can say how you really feel, no bullshit
3. everyone here is smart (maybe in their own way) and gives their true opinion unlike facebook.
Start fucking posting. I am tired of this place being a ghost town.
*kicks tumbleweed*
- I pretty much speak my mind on Facebook, but outside of hockey, politics, and maybe technology, I am pretty much tired of the minutia of everyday life.
- This place was much more fun when the women posted their boobs and stuff.
- You can't argue with that. We don't even have a nudie forum anymore.
- There's a nudie forum. Nobody uses it. I can't post my boobs anymore cause I got married.
- Yeah I know, everyone that posted pics never comes here anymore. And getting married seems like no fun... no fun at all.
- we need a dung beetle post
- I try to do my part..sometimes I just post and answer it myself. Lots of lurkers here
Most of the Republicans vanished, they got tired of the beat downs in logic and reasoning
- There used to be a lot of forum members, not all of them had to be Republican. I think the mass exodus happened when Selena left, then Ronin, Tron, etc.
- the mass exodus happened when moses threw his stick on the ground and it turned into a snake
Im still pissed Senor Lumpy & hazy left
- Senor Lumpy was so fun. He probably would have been annoying as fuck to know personally.
HIYO!
- Hazy only left because he is too stoned to remember his password.
- It was fun to pick on Senor Lumpy
Hazy was not a stoner, he was jewish
- Are you sure, I remember him with a few weed stories and a marijuana plant as his avatar. Unless I'm thinking of someone else?
- Kooblah was a stoner..I met him. He was stoned
Hazy was like a 55 year old jewish guy that always rode bikes and went looking for fights for right of way
- hazy was an annoying fuck
do ewes not agree?
- Yeah he was a dullard.
- Had a chance to meet Lumpy when he was at Bragg. Femme and Ogre and Lumpy were hanging out. I declined. He was a retard.
The best time I had was with Spackler and Ogre in Columbia. We went to a strip club and I swear to God there were 2-3 midgets in there sitting next to the stage. Every one of them sporting a mullet. What was so funny is they were drinking long necks sitting in plastic chair and they were so short their feet stuck straight out in front of them.
- heh red necks drinking long necks
I forgot all about Carl Spackler
did ewe ever hang out with nikki?
HA! Check this oot
https://web.archive.org/web/20010813195457/http://pub38.ezboard.com/fjeffsforums90750pottymouthtalk (https://web.archive.org/web/20010813195457/http://pub38.ezboard.com/fjeffsforums90750pottymouthtalk)- Wow, that is a throwback. That was from 2001, before my time. I came around 2003. It would be cool to get a fraction of those peeps back.
- I think I came around 2001 (p.s. 2001 is the name of my ex gfriend)
Here is the old photo album..the gay seaniep rugby pic is still hilarious
https://web.archive.org/web/20010818171141/http://livinginthelimelight.homestead.com/limelightindex.html (https://web.archive.org/web/20010818171141/http://livinginthelimelight.homestead.com/limelightindex.html)
- Hazy was funny.
I joined Maxim Pad mid-March 2000. I remember because I'd started a new job at that time and had that initial 2 - 3 weeks of a new desk job with nothing to do but go online.
- one time, when Femme was in town... she was pals with one of my brother's really good friends coincidentally because they were in the same squadron or some shiat... and one Femme's friends was dating Doug ( my brother's pal )- I think... at any rate, we all go to one of my fav strip clubs... Femme is plowed drunk and decides to try and get up stage with the strippers... she gets kicked out, so I had to leave too and walk back to her hotel...
hahahahaha
- I'd forgotten about Femme. I wonder what she's doing these days.
- marriedman was a fag
i miss jennycakes and jizzbiz
- most of these peeps are on facialbook, I always see them on Ronins posts
- So how is femme doing? Any idea what she's up to?
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heh red necks drinking long necks
I forgot all about Carl Spackler
did ewe ever hang out with nikki?
Never met the crazy bitch. Space won't even let me buy him beer even though he is almost a redneck now.
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So how is femme doing? Any idea what she's up to?
She is still in the Army crashing helicopters. Stationed out in Washington state.
- I'll let you buy me a beer! Just let me know when and where. I'll buy you two after as a way to say thanks for the first.
:P
- i miss Pappi... i was thinking about that today
- To be honest, shaft was a kick ass dude. I met him in real life. Very funny guy. Pimp, I met too, but he was quiet. Didn't say much.
- pimp seemed like a total doucher... but not as bad as icebergs
- Man, those are a lot of names I haven't heard in awhile. I forgot all about Pappi.
- Who could forget Happy Pappi Day?
I still remember him recounting how a chicks ass would change once she pulled off her skin tight jeans.
- It's been a long time. I remember peeps, but can't remember their real name or even the handle they used.
- remember Pappi had the shittiest spelling, then he said he was going to school to become a teacher?
Thats like goatse going to a plastic surgeon for sphincter rejuvination
- Heh I remember about 10 years ago crip4life sent me up some marijuana that he grew himself through the mail. That shit got me and my Cuz super stoned off one joint! Lol
- Craziest had to be when Jeffs was down I used my Mod abilities to look up jemmy cakes email to send her an email and She totally flipped out. Even after we sent each other snail mail gifts so we had each other's address and names but an email crossed the line.
Lol
- Slakr I remember that, Jenny was so upset and wanted your mod. privileges revoked and even banned. I also remember Pappi's spelling was horrible, everyone got used to reading his version of English.
I remember when I first started posting I hated Bobby and Silver, lol.
- Heh yea I remember Jennykike got her panties in a bunch over that
Like seriously? Your concerned someone in another country is stalking u?
We picked on you alot AJ, didnt we? I think we called you Crouching Tiger Hidden Vagina
wait..no..thats we we call u now
- I thought Jenny was from Canada too?
- Yes, you may be correct, she was from Trash Canada
- Jenny from the Flock.
Flock of crazy ass shit disturbers we call Toronto. Or Queerbec. Maybe she is with Juan Hungblo now?
- Gooey still hates me
- I miss Koobla
- Nah, I honestly don't hate anyone from Jeff's. I wish more peeps would come back.
Koobla, wasn't he the guy that living in Northern, Va, then moved to Austin, TX to work at University of Texas? The last I heard he got married and moved somewhere in the Carolinas?
- what happened to that hamfisted cockgoblin MUFDVR?
I remember I used to hand his ass to him on a skewer.
I recently saw his LinkedIn profile, looks like he was professor emeritus at Trump University
- Haha, I gave you an applaud to help reduce your negative Karma...
- I believe so. He also boasted about gyms are for wusses and that he could get just as in shape at home doing push ups n shit
- JuanHungLo reporting in. Who's boot needs shitting in?
- Finally some life. AND we are back up and running.
- Haha yea low life. I saw Jin logged in too
Hey Lestat Du Lioncourt, what have ewe been up to? Still shitting in boots for shits and giggles?
You still work at the raw sewage purifying co?
- I now exclusively drop deuces in high end footwear like Crocs and Sketchers. I've matured, you know. Currently I work for Kanye and I'm in charge of his social media campaign.
- Interesting... I used to work for a musical act too. I was a roadie for Rush. I was the guy responsible for using a crescent wrench on Geddy Lee's nuts to tighten 'em up before the show, so he could reach those high notes.
- And the men who hold tight vices....
- Must be the ones who fart
To mold a new reality
Closer to the fart
Closer to the fart
Why, yes, he did fart on me a few times while tightening up dem nutz. But not as bad as when I worked for the Bee Gees. That Maurice Gibb was flatulent.
- Nut and mullet maintenance...nice.
- You guys suck, rush is awesome!
- Rush without Femmy Lee's voice would be better...and less singijg about angry trees and more singing about trains to bangkok.
- Their latest albums are grittier and heavier. They basically announced they are not going to tour anymore, but hopefully they will still produce studio albums.
- what is one of their latest albums that you would recommend?
All I have is their older stuff that ROCKED
- The last studio album was Clockwork Angels 2012, Snakes and Arrows 2007 before that, and Vapor Trails 2002 before that.
- After reading this thread you guys still wonder why this place is a ghost town? Look in the fucking mirror.
- when you look in the mirror, Justin, what do you see?
- This is a good place to talk about Politics and post goatse pics without being judged
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- LOLZ
I remember when i knocked on your hotel room door and you answered it with a pig mask!
- Why I would bring a pig mask to a meetup is even more scary..I also brought a fake hand that I would use to masterbate from the hotel balcony
like MUFDVR's Mom, I had a bag of tricks up my sleeve
- I once had a tricks bag on my sleeve...I hate old man balls.
- My dad took me and my bro to see Rush on the Moving Pictures Tour when we were kids because we bugged him to do so. I think I was 13. There was so much pot smoke around us, it was as if we were sitting on a fog machine that was blowing dope smoke. After the show,my dad took us out to eat. We all had the munchies.
- Yeah, I always saw and smelled weed at Rush concerts. That last Rush concert I went to had a bunch of hot girls. Which was was very strange.
- Factoid! Geddy Lee and actor Rick Moranis (from Bob & Doug MacKensie and SCTV) went to grade school together and have been friends ever since. When the movie "Strange Brew" came out, Rush wrote a song for it, "Take off... to the Great White North". That song was Rush's only number one hit single.
- I always smell like weed. Fact.
- Factoid! All of these tards here met at Maxim Magazine's "Maxim Pad" forums. I first posted there in March of 2000. That's 16 years of me losing brain cells from reading all ya all's posts. Thank y' all for that. Ignorance is bliss.
Is Maxim Mag still around?
- FACT: Your cock size does not get bigger under a magnifying glass, but I do force all my gal pals to wear adjustable jewlers lenses during copulation so they can decide if they want 8" or 32"
- So you're saying is all you own is 1 monocle.
- well..a cyclops doesnt wear ordinary spectacles does he?
Neither does my one eyed monster
- Suck my yogurt canon, phaggot.
- "Punch yourself in the balls and hobble on down the road, asshole!"
(That's my favorite rip line).
- May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
- I fucking got this.
- Shut your cock holster.
(A ripper that I learned here at Jeff's from someone. Not sure who. But a fave of mine, ass face.)
- Take a long, slow suck of my cock, shitlord.
- You look like the south end of a northern walking horse.
- You look like you smell like cat piss.
- this place has sucked ever since we lost greekdude
p.s. you are all pretty fucking stupid too
- Yay! Shawny Pee is back!
I agree. This place sucks since we lost CRIP4LIFE.
- This place hasnt been the same since Morgz and MarriedMan left
- This place hasn't been the same since lt tanaka and pimpofthesonyplaystation
- 32nd ave. & Harlem hasnt been the same since your mom left
LOLZholio
- Reported to moderator
- Sorry Sucka!
Mods are all tied up right now and asked me to oversee the site until they return
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- Thats a nice pic, you actually look better than I expected (looks like a retarded version of your emilio estevez avatard)
LOLipop
- The original one Mufvdrvr sent me..When I got it in the mail, i was like WTF is this shit?
- Ha!
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The original one Mufvdrvr sent me..When I got it in the mail, i was like WTF is this shit?
You misspelled Dillver, tard.
- Stop sending me autographed glamtard shots..how did you even get my address?
- Who is that guy?
- Sir Fucktardius MUFDVR III
- It's Corky, from some TV show from the 80s.
- is that what you're going by now? Corky?
but in all seriousness its not a bad photo of you, if you put on sunglasses, you would look 100% normal
- If that's me, you need to think about how much of a tard you must be after I've schooled your ass so many times.
- u are correct, getting schooled by a tard is not good..alls i was saying is its not a bad photo, not sure why you were so reluctant to post it for so long
- Corky say relaz
- Is that Corky from that one show that had a retard in it named Corky Silver Mercury? I can't remember the name of that show.
- k?thxbai
- Retard.
- Hey, how's everyone?
- Hey whats up twat Chunky,
werent you the one that always posted vulgar shit? Like someone actually shitting in Goatse's gaping asshole?
- Hi Twat Junkie!
Long time, no see.
You haven't missed much here. Silver still digs cock.
- LOLZ!
- wait? is the band getting back together?
how old is this forum. I swear I was 40 something when this whole thing started.
- YUO! Know that is a secret. ???
- I joined Maxim Pad in March of 2000. That means I've known you tards for 16 years.
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I joined Maxim Pad in March of 2000. That means I've known you tards for 16 years.
damn, I was 40. now I get a senior discount where ever I go. lol.