Author Topic: I'm trying to grow vines up my bed posts. Anybody ever do this? (Read 243 times)

JJFrench · « **on:** March 17, 2016, 06:23:09 pm »

Hi. I'm new here and couldn't find the gardening section of this subreddit, so I'll just ask here.

You see, I've always wanted a garden, which was my father's favourite past time. He would spend hours a year just tending to it, walking about as if he was in his own private rhinocerus hunting pen...you know, the typical thing a North Korean father would do, amirite? But I digress, as it's also due to my mother's love of picking fruits and vegetables...day after day in the sun, row after row, but hey, it's what Mexican mothers do to feed their families. Bottom line is this; anybody here ever grown plants up your bedposts, and how badly did this ruin your sex kife?

SpaceMonkey · « **Reply #1 on:** March 17, 2016, 06:27:46 pm »

Hey, wait -- I remember you. Aren't you a MexiNorKor? Didn't you go to Marine Land one time wearing your white belt and white pants in a panel van only to be disappointed to find there were no marines there?

Or am I thinking of someone else... maybe Bobby D.

JJFrench · « **Reply #2 on:** March 17, 2016, 06:29:49 pm »

You got the nationality right, and that experience is mine.....are you in movies?

SpaceMonkey · « **Reply #3 on:** March 17, 2016, 07:09:24 pm »

I was in a gay porn called "Fist Club" with Head Norton and Brad Shit. It was great! I got pounded in the arsehole in "Lou's Basement" while some fatty called Big Bob slapped me in the face with his meatloaf.

JJFrench · « **Reply #4 on:** March 17, 2016, 07:22:17 pm »

Saw it, may even be in my spank bank. But what's your bedroom agricultural experience?

Silver Mercenary · « **Reply #5 on:** March 17, 2016, 10:54:09 pm »

JJ Flatulence, welcome to the forum. We used to have a dude similar to your name, but he was JJ French (had a space)

He was pretty cool, told us how he once blinded and brought down a commercial jumbo jet, just by the reflection of his chrome plated sabre tooth.

Any how, Ive gotten rid of the nonsense vine in a bed idea, and developed something more green

Bedside Herbal Bed®

By the way, thats not a "Robin" sign from Batman, it means its registered..like a sex offender

Anyhoo, you grow parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme in a potted headboard on your bed.

You wake up and feel invigorated from the earthly smell and herbal essences, makes you wake up and actually want to go to work

No other idea has ever accomplished this feat, and just patented the idea

JJFrench · « **Reply #6 on:** March 18, 2016, 03:59:10 am »

What a coincidence. I fucking love herb. I'm trying to convince my doctor to write me a scrip for medical weed, but apparently gingivitis isn't on the list of ailments that qualify. I need a new gynecologist.

Pervarotti · « **Reply #7 on:** March 21, 2016, 10:38:43 pm »

Thanks I just choked my fucking wine.

wine. not vine.

JJFrench · « **Reply #8 on:** March 22, 2016, 02:34:41 pm »

I doubt there's anything less than 13 inches and covered in veins that could choke you.....

I want some wine now.

Bob Money · « **Reply #9 on:** March 22, 2016, 03:42:34 pm »

*im in fucking tears over here*

easily the funniest shit this forum has seen in ages

SpaceMonkey · « **Reply #10 on:** March 22, 2016, 06:44:45 pm »

LOL!

(That means laugh out loud, which I didn't, but kinda felt like doing).

JJFrench · « **Reply #11 on:** March 22, 2016, 07:04:02 pm »

Fuck...better stop licking okd ladies when I see that. Denise be pissed...

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