Is it narcissistic?  I do it frequently and admit it freely. The last woman (don't date girls anymore, I don't fit into them like I used to) I told got super aggressive and told me I was selfish and didn't care about anyone but myself.  I asked her if it was because I got myself off to myself getting off, or was it because I had the volume turned up in the waiting room at my gynecologists. Bitch didn't even answer. What say you, 9gag?

I'd say yer getting old and dating yourself, but who would you rather date than yourself, so the point is m00t? Amirite?

Well, truth be told, this issue of masturbating to yourself masturbating comes down to a battle between the Ego and the Id. Your ego wants to fuck your Id, but your Id is saying, "Why do you always want to fuck me from behind? Don't you think my face is pretty?" And your Ego says, "Hell no." and pushes your face in the pillow.

A dude told me a story... he went over to his friends house for beers, and the friend said, "Want to watch porn?" My friend said, "Sure, why not?", and cracked open a beer, sat on the couch and was watching this porno while the other dude left for the back of the house. Of a sudden, my pal realizes this is a homemade tape and this porn is his buddy nailing his girlfriend. He was all, like, I'm so sure! And yelled, "Hey, you fucker! This is you! You sick fuck!"

Here's another... again a friend of mine, not me, but my mind is a trap for a good story...

Back when we were in our 20's, my good pal Chris tells me he walked up the street to hang out at a friend of ours house (we'll call this friend, Sam, because that's his name). Chris walks into the house to visit Sam, the youngest bro of a large family of bros, and all five of the older Giordiano brothers are there. Chris grew up with them in the neighborhood, so they all welcomed him in and say, "Hey, we're all in the living room!" He grabs a soda from the fridge and goes into the living room to see what's going on. That's where all the older bros are watching porn videos on the TV.

He sits down and realizes the bros are watching porno tapes of themselves fucking their wives. That's unusual enough, but Chris says to me the next day, "They're making comments and punching each other in the arm like, "Hey, Tony. You got her real good right there!". "Oh, damned Marco, you came on her tits!" "That's some great shit right there!"

LOL & WTF! Chris was, well I gotta get going now... (as far as he told me. He prolly stayed to the end of the video. But he was about 22 at the time.

I cannot imagine me showing my brother a video of me fucking my wife. First, because I didn't have video equipment. Second, because we never had sex after my kids were born.
 

"To answer da question I have done it myself in front of a mirror."

That's hot!

I have never masturbated in front of a mirror

#1 I dont want a visual of that seared into memory
#2 It is evidence that I jerked off. I usually deny it