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futtbuck

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    Checking in...
    « on: July 20, 2016, 06:07:51 pm »
    Hey freaks! Long time. How've you been?   :)

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    Silver Mercenary

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      Re: Checking in...
      « Reply #1 on: July 20, 2016, 06:13:27 pm »
      Hi Ass blaster, good to see you. When did you get out of prison?
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      futtbuck

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        Re: Checking in...
        « Reply #2 on: July 20, 2016, 06:16:03 pm »
        Quote from: Silver Mercenary on July 20, 2016, 06:13:27 pm
        Hi Ass blaster, good to see you. When did you get out of prison?

        I challenge the premise of your question!
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        Silver Mercenary

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          Re: Checking in...
          « Reply #3 on: July 20, 2016, 06:17:18 pm »
          You are not an ass blaster? didnt you chop off a chicks foot and keep it in your freezer next to the cookies n dough ice cream?
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          futtbuck

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            Re: Checking in...
            « Reply #4 on: July 20, 2016, 06:19:14 pm »
            How dare you suggest I would do something as vile as eat cookies n dough ice cream...

            Anyway, what have YOU been up to?
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            SpaceMonkey

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              Re: Checking in...
              « Reply #5 on: July 20, 2016, 06:27:14 pm »
              Hi Futt!
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              Silver Mercenary

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                Re: Checking in...
                « Reply #6 on: July 20, 2016, 06:27:18 pm »
                I joined this pretty cool group called ISIS, going to Anwar Province next week for a meet n greet
                Opened a cat piss cleaning business (cleaning cat piss from servers)

                Still Trollin this site, hopefully find a wife on here
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                futtbuck

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                  Re: Checking in...
                  « Reply #7 on: July 20, 2016, 06:30:20 pm »
                  You'll probably have better luck finding a wife in the Anwar Province. Food for thought.
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                  futtbuck

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                    Re: Checking in...
                    « Reply #8 on: July 20, 2016, 06:30:43 pm »
                    Quote from: SpaceMonkey on July 20, 2016, 06:27:14 pm
                    Hi Futt!

                    What up, space.  How goes?
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                    Silver Mercenary

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                      Re: Checking in...
                      « Reply #9 on: July 20, 2016, 06:32:45 pm »
                      shit..if I go to Anwar Province, I will have 72 wives!

                      72x the nagging
                      72x the shoe barn
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                      SpaceMonkey

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                        Re: Checking in...
                        « Reply #10 on: July 20, 2016, 06:42:57 pm »
                        My life is in shambles, but I'm feeling pretty happy today.

                        My wife and I are separated 'cos I drink too much. Since separating, I'm hooking up with my first girlfriend from high school, and my wife has been diagnosed with Lupus.

                        Plus, I'm moving again next week. I just moved in May, and moving sucks.

                        I have a great job, but have been given 2 warnings for showing up drunk. I'm a bit stressed, but again, I take it day by day. Today is good. This week has been good.
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                        Pervarotti

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                          Re: Checking in...
                          « Reply #11 on: July 21, 2016, 12:33:00 am »
                          Hey Futt

                          Like proverbial herpes... they all come back.  So what is the word?  Hows the hot then not hot assistant and the wifey?

                          I wonder how many times Longterdholder has checked in here. 
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                          futtbuck

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                            Re: Checking in...
                            « Reply #12 on: July 21, 2016, 10:19:24 am »
                            Quote from: SpaceMonkey on July 20, 2016, 06:42:57 pm
                            My wife and I are separated 'cos I drink too much.
                            Damn, son.  That's rough.  Sorry to hear it.

                            I've been there.  My wife had to go to rehab.  It was hard on all of us, but it ended up being a positive for the whole family.  That kind of shit it never easy.
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                            futtbuck

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                              Re: Checking in...
                              « Reply #13 on: July 21, 2016, 10:25:29 am »
                              Quote from: Pervarotti on July 21, 2016, 12:33:00 am
                              Like proverbial herpes... they all come back.  So what is the word?  Hows the hot then not hot assistant and the wifey?

                              Assistant was never hot.  I would have been willing to fuck her anyway, though, when I was lonely and miserable, but - she's a Jehova's Witness who thinks cocks are evil and dinosaur bones are Satan's trick to test our faith.  That pretty much made her un-fuckable.  She hasn't worked here in like 2 years anyway.  She's, like, in Tunisia building churches or some shit.

                              Wifey is doing good, really good.  Went to rehab.  Has almost 3 years sober now.  Totally different human being.  Not at all the person who embarked upon a 10-year terror campaign against me.  Life is nice in that regard.

                              How's married life and business ownership treating you?

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                                Re: Checking in...
                                « Reply #14 on: July 21, 2016, 11:37:05 am »
                                I can't talk about that here.  Go in the Maxim Pad and find out.
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