i remember when i was a kid, i wanted a metal detector just cause it seemed cool

Im just bustin your chops, I wanted a metal detector too when I was a kid, but we were too poor, so I had to tie a stick to magnetic speakers, and let it pick up metal.

I did have a pretty cool rainbow colored turban tho

This thread is depressing.

HA!

He's a man so in general he is more logical than I am.  More rational.  Less emotional. 

But he has learned how to argue from arguing cases in court.  And he comes up with some creative shit.   

I get him back with "if I always do this (behavior), then when was the last time?"  He can't remember.

We were recently bickering at a Rite Aide (pharmacy/store) because he said
1. I like Cadberry eggs.    I said it as a joke, but I secretly used to love them, havent had one in year.
2. He said I leave the kitchen sponge in a puddle instead of letting it dry.  Maybe happened once.   Very important to him though.
3.  he says I hate his family because they're sober and boring.   Somewhat true but if they were drunk and crazy it would be worse.

i think i have fallen in love with Denise all over again

I once sat on a cadbury egg until it hatched into a chocolate bunny

Its hard not to take some things personally and rationalize it..but we do what we do

Perv is the bread winner in her household. I respect the hell out of that. She's a hard worker.